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         <title>Wednesday 7-14</title>
         <description>The Situation will not be there tonight, so their games will be rescheduled over the next couple of weeks.

If you bring in food or a drink, please throw it away. We&apos;re getting tired of cleaning up after you.

Standings can be found through the link on the right.</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:35:35 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Youth Villages: Dodge This!</title>
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Youth Village's Dodge This tournament will be held on August 14th this year. Please register your team early to avoid any issues later.

<a href="http://support.youthvillages.org/site/PageNavigator/DodgeThis">Dodge This!</a>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/06/youth_villages_dodge_this.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:03:45 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Dodgeball Party</title>
         <description><![CDATA[The Stormtroopers are graciously sponsoring a party with their winnings from the spring 2010 season. All members from all teams are invited and can bring friends. All league members are free to drink, and friends of the league are $5 a head. Come play with our Balls.

You may RSVP on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=137096662973612">Facebook</a>.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:40:45 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Summer Season Schedule</title>
         <description>The summer season schedule has been posted and can be found via the link on the right.

Money is due by the second week of the season. Exceptions will only be made through approval by Kevin or Rachael.</description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/06/summer_season_schedule.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 09:29:17 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Summer Season</title>
         <description>If you are planning to play in the Summer season, I will need your rosters by this coming Wednesday, May 26. If you do not have a team and would like to play, let me know and I will place you on a team.

Money is not due at this time, but will be accepted. If your $50 fees are not collected by June 9, you will not be able to play.</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 13:53:47 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Summer Season Info</title>
         <description>Starting May 5, Memphis Dodgeball will host open play for its upcoming Summer Season. 

Join us at 6:30 p.m. at the Mason YMCA on Walker near the UofM. Play as much as you want (or just come watch) until 8:30 p.m. and then join us across the street at RP Tracks for drinks and food.

Everyone is welcome; however, you must be 18 to play.

If you are interested in signing up yourself or an entire team of 6-10, it&apos;s only $50/person for 10 weeks of regular season play and a 2 week tournament.

This season will use the &quot;competitive&quot; balls - 4 rubber 8.5&quot; balls and 2 5&quot; stingers. 

If you have any questions, you can email either kevin@memphisdodgeball.com or rachael@memphisdodgeball.com.</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:14:29 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Stormtroopers win season 10!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Congrats to Stormtroopers for winning the season tournament.  

<img src="http://memphisdodgeball.com/stormtroopers.jpg" align="center" >

This Summers season will be competitive balls. Open play will start May 1. We are looking at other venues given the inadequate AC situation, we will let you know if we are moving locations. ]]></description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/04/stormtroopers_win_season_10.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 20:48:17 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Spring Tournament Bracket</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://memphisdodgeball.com/spring10.pdf" target="_blank">Here you go</a>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/04/spring_tournament_bracket.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:09:55 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>HOT gym</title>
         <description> The Y assures me that the a/c will be turned on by next week. They put in a request the beginning of the week for the heat to be turned off- yes the heat was still on! 

I should have the bracket up later today or tomorrow for next week&apos;s tournament. </description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:38:37 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Last Week of the Regular Season Update</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Today is the last week of the regular season. The tournament will begin next week - April 7 and will conclude on April 14. Only the top 8 teams will play in the tournament, which means in all likelihood, the Cockgnomes will be eliminated.

A note about the countdown clock:
<blockquote>20: There will be a 10 second shot clock (counted out audibly by the ref) to keep the game moving. The team who has the advantage - more players, or more balls in the event of an even field - must throw within 10 seconds of the ref starting the throw clock. if a throw is not made after 10 seconds then the team loses all of their balls and the throw clock starts for the other team.</blockquote>
Since everybody likes to interpret the rules their own way and no one is content until all rules are stretched to the point of breaking, here's how the tournament will run: 
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	<li>The team with the most players has to throw before the countdown ends. </li>
	<li>In the event of an even field, the team with the most balls will need to throw. </li>
	<li>If there are even players and even balls (3/3 and 3/3 on a court), somebody must throw. If neither team throws before the clock runs down, each team will lose a player that is closest to the referee's sideline.</li>
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So what happens if one team has 6 players and 1 ball and the other team has 3 players and 5 balls? How about this? Just stop complaining and throw the damn ball. You know whose turn it is to throw? It's yours. 

The referee will now be tasked with saying which team is on the clock before the countdown. They will follow the rules as stated above; however, in an uneven situation, it is their decision. Deal with it. And shut the hell up. oh, and throw the damn ball.]]></description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/03/last_week_of_the_regular_seaso.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:16:05 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>St. Pat&apos;s Parade info</title>
         <description><![CDATA[We are walking in the St. Patrick's Day Parade for the 4th consecutive year. This year, the parade will be held on Saturday March 13 at 4pm.

<em>For those pre-partying at my house:</em>
Meet up at my house between 12 and 2.  Park in the church lot across from my house. I will have snacks and lots of beer. We will caravan to Beale from there where we will need to begin lining up at 2:30. If you do not intend to hang out on Beale after the parade, please make plans to get back to your car or drive separately - I do not run a shuttle service. Bring cash if you would like to drink on Beale while waiting: we can run to the closest bar and grab beers until the parade starts to kill time.

<em>For those who would like to meet us there:</em>
Please meet us (somewhere near 4th on Beale) no later than 3:30. 

I will probably be attending the <a href="http://www.rivercitybrewersfestival.com">River City Brewers Festival</a> after the parade and anyone who would like to join is more than welcome to do so. The only catch is the ticket price: $30 in advance and $40 at the gate. Session B runs from 6-10. It benefits St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, so suck it up and drink a ton of beer for a good cause.

This year I was unable to procure a giant inflatable leprechaun which is a huge disappointment to me; however, we have a bazillion things to toss at the crowd.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:53:07 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>the parade is on</title>
         <description>The Beale Street parade is this Saturday March 13th. We are signed up. More details to come once we figure them out.</description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:29:13 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>you decide</title>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:33:52 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>novice in the driver seat</title>
         <description>I&apos;m am not sure what I did, but I somehow changed the schedule to 2009... working on that.  Monkey see, monkey do- not working so well. The monkey might be retarded! I will get Kevin to fix it.</description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/03/novice_in_the_driver_seat.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:08:21 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>SOUTHEAST DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Don't forget that the inaugural <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=275949528488&index=1">Southeast Dodgeball Tournament</a> is this sunday. It's not too late to sign up - just let cory@desotododgeball.com know your intent to play.]]></description>
         <link>http://www.memphisdodgeball.com/MDB/blog/2010/02/southeast_dodgeball_tournament.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:47:00 -0600</pubDate>
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